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Wise Words

I have just posted the latest spoken rubbish so will now share some Wise Words. They will certainly make you smile. Some more than others. Many are funny because of the word play and change of meaning even with the same word. Now settle down, get something into a glass and smile!

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand / Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician / Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic / Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good / Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand / Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there / Politicians and diapers (Windeln) have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason / An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn’t get worse every year.